Get the fuck off my LAWN!!!!!!!!!

**Chairman Kaga** · September 12th, 2005, 04:28 PM

This thread is a weird combination of Mariska Hargitay and Diane Neal worship coupled with the pent up frustrations of lawn maintenance..

[ September 12, 2005 01:29 PM: Message edited by: Chairman Kaga ]

**munkkeyboy** · September 12th, 2005, 04:59 PM

Originally posted by Chairman Kaga:
This thread is a weird combination of Mariska Hargitay and Diane Neal worship coupled with the pent up frustrations of lawn maintenance..

[ September 12, 2005 01:29 PM: Message edited by: Chairman Kaga ]

yes, but isn't it an AWESOME thread???? [img]wink.gif[/img]

So here's an update - I just got back from the gym and the douchebag had actually MOVED his car a few feet so it wasn't on my part of the lawn at all. He's still driving on part of my lawn to park, but now I don't have to look at his ugly car every time I look out the window.

He just drove away again...we'll see what happens when he comes back. If this guy keeps doing this every day, I'll probably say something. Or, more likely, I'll move some of the big ass jagged stones from our back yard onto the edge of the lawn where he's driving over...I'd laugh my ass off if he was dumb enough to drive on them and fuck his car up [img]smile.gif[/img]

**munkkeyboy** · September 12th, 2005, 05:00 PM

Oh, and also, I [img]graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Diane Neal

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**munkkeyboy** · September 12th, 2005, 05:15 PM

And another thing!!!!!

These fucking construction guys are taking FOREVER to finish the work. They built a new sunroom, a new garage, and are reshingling and putting on vinyl siding. But I swear, all they do is sit around on their asses most of the day listening to music and talking...I think they do this because my neighbors haven't been living there in the meantime and they can get away with it. I swear, they put on like one new row of roof shingles a day, cut some wood, put on a strip of siding and then call it a day. And there's like 5 of the guys there at once!!! At this rate, they won't be done until NEXT summer.

Jesus, hiring contractors can be scary...my parents had the same problems when they had a bunch of stuff redone on their house recently. The people just don't even show up some days if they don't feel like it. Don't know if this is a common problem with contractors, but it makes you want to do as much on your own as you possibly can [img]eek.gif[/img]

**DemonsAngel** · September 12th, 2005, 05:28 PM

*parks ass right on munkkey's lawn* hey i'm a redhead can i sit here [img]wink.gif[/img]
i would ram right into the damn car. ya know people are so fucking rude these days and it drives me crazy!! [img]graemlins/grrr.gif[/img]

**Moviemaniac4** · September 12th, 2005, 05:45 PM

Get a BIG MOFO dog and chain it to reach exactly the last part of your lawn. You can teach him to chew unknown tires....

**munkkeyboy** · September 12th, 2005, 05:47 PM

well hey there, Mort...come mosey on over with your fine red hair [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]wink.gif[/img]

**munkkeyboy** · September 12th, 2005, 05:49 PM

Originally posted by The Amazing Beach Man:
Get a BIG MOFO dog and chain it to reach exactly the last part of your lawn. You can teach him to chew unknown tires....

I should just sick my two little 10 pound dogs on the car instead...they're just about as crazy and destructive as one really big dog! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]biggrin.gif[/img]